December 2010
22 posts
“No giving up if you’re young and you want some.”
“It’s so polite, so polite, it’s offensive.”
– Amanda Palmer
“I DON’T SLEEP, MOTHERFUCKER.”
– Natalie Portman
“It ain’t food until somebody eats it.”
Unemployment.
In about two weeks, I won’t have a job anymore. No checks, no money, no security. I’m terrified. I’ve had the same job for almost three years and now I have to find a new one… It’s harrowing.
Shortbread
Flour
Sugar
Butter
Salt
Combine all ingredients, press flat in pan, bake until golden. Enjoy plain or with assorted jellies, jams, fresh fruits or dipped...
“I love my dead, gay son!”
Time to make the donuts.
At night, I wake up my mother and send her to bed. In the morning, my mother wakes me up and sends me to work. Certain times, neither of us wake the other because we are apart or we are both sleeping.
No Recipe Donuts
One can non-flaky biscuit
Vegetable oil
Confectioner’s sugar
Cinnamon (optional)
Heat one inch oil in skillet until dancing. Lay out biscuits, cut hole in middle...
Peanuts.
When you walk in, the first thing you’ll see is a dog. He’s the perfect specimen of his breed, but not a show dog by any means. Someone will say hello, but not in a particularly friendly way, and call the dog off. The girl who’s outgrown her body will come down and say hello much more enthusiatically. She will wrap her arms around you and you will feel like the world is okay for...
“Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.”
Fingerfuck, pt 2
Being so in love, so committed as I am, I feel guilty if I experience that bliss (for intense want of a better word) alone. I don’t want to fuck myself because I’d rather be fucking her.
Over time, this conflict between sensation and emotion has climaxed, or not as it were, in my inability to “finish” when solo. No matter how long, deliberate, or fantastic, I am simply...
Fingerfuck.
We’ll open this morning with a little chat about masturbation and relationships.
I have been in a relationship for about a year. It’s love, it’s sex, it’s fun either way. At the start, I was a very horny young person and often got off alone in my bed, no regrets. I realize this morning that “the amount of orgasms I have” has a negative correlation with...
Somersault.
If you update tumblr, is it called a tumbl?